Naked In Chicago Airport!

Have you ever had one of those days that left an imprint on your soul as though God, Himself, was the author?  I was traveling back from an event where I was appearing before 20,000 people hungry for success. After my performance, I was rushed straight from the stage to a limo and directly to the airport to catch the last flight out. Fortunately, I only had a carry-on so the check in process would be easy.

I barely made my flight.  As I sat in my seat I thought,”Boy would it have been nice to change out of these stage clothes and into the comfortable sweat suit that’s in my bag.”  My plan was to get to Chicago where I would have an hour layover and change in the bathroom. When I landed in Chicago I went directly to my connecting gate to check in. That is when it happened:

Out of nowhere, I heard intense screaming. I turned and saw a naked woman (and I mean she was TOTALLY naked) running down the terminal screaming, “Oh God, help me! Oh God, help me!”

People were moving out of the way and acting like she was strapped to a bomb. Their faces of horror and shame were obvious.  She just kept running down the terminal getting closer and closer till all of a sudden she dropped on her knees only a few feet in front of me,  threw her hands in the air as if to surrender, and cried out, “Oh God, help me!” Read more »